Aliens VS Predator VS Terminator VS Mutant Ninja Turtles

All right, someone make this movie already!
Present day, New York City:
--Three Alien eggs find their way into the NYC sewer system, the facehuggers implant embryos in three of the four Mutant Ninja Turtles (no longer teenagers!).  Michelangelo is the only Turtle left.
--A female Predator (breasts & longer dreadlocks!)--upset with the patriarchal/hunting Predator society--goes to NYC to hunt for a trophy to prove her worth to her male counterparts.  It looks like she's hunting Ninja Turtles.
--A Terminator (T-800) appears, hellbent on destroying the three turtle-Aliens (Turtalien?) because, in the Skynet-ruled future, the Aliens are mucking up their robot shit or whatever.
--Michelango, ever the party dude, gets the Predator super-stoned and, instead of fighting, they end up hooking up.  
--The Predator wants to hunt the Terminator because it would make a sweet trophy, but the Terminator just wants to destroy the Aliens-- as does Michelango because they killed his buddies, but is having a hard time because the Aliens kind of look kind of like them.  Right when the Predator is able to provoke the Terminator into fighting, the Aliens show up.
--A battle royale ensues featuring all of the above, plus cameo appearances by both Spiderman and Wolverine who work together to kill one of the Aliens and nearly kill the Predator, too, but Michelangelo manages to stop them.  One of the Alien's acid blood gets all over Wolverine's adamantium claws, but instead of eating through 'em, it just makes his claws acidic on top of already being razor sharp.
--Right when the last Alien is about to get it (from a teary-eyed Michelangelo), a huge, fierce QUEEN Alien bursts in and they all have to work together to kill her in a battle that starts in some huge underground cavern but ends in... Times Square?  Maybe the Grand Central Terminal.
--The Predator takes out the Terminator for her prized trophy, then starts makin' out with Michelangelo.  Also, Spiderman and Wolverine start making out (surprise!).  Weylend-Yutani comes in and quickly removes the queen Alien's carcass to take to its bioweaponry division.  The Predator ship arrives--all the Predators are impressed (& have clearly visible Predator boners), but the lady Predator decides to stay on Earth with Michelangelo (on the condition they move out of the sewer get a real place).  
--Before they leave, Michelangelo trades the Predators a few ounces of pot for some nunchucks that can turn invisible like the Predators' other gear, sparking an eventual civil war within the Predator society because the infiltration of marijuana into the Predator society creates a whole generation of Predators that don't give a shit about trying to prove themselves through hunting.


OK, get to it!