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Well hello there! I'm so gonna post here waaay more often, starting NOW. That's right--NOW.

I've been busy as shite: doing a bunch of stand-up, producing and mostly hosting the weekly show at Kabin (CSL). Finally finished up the feature-length ZomCom in which I've been acting. Great times--met a lot of really awesome people. I'm sure the movie will be equal-parts funny and scary. Spring '09, I think? Anyway, I've been uploading some behind-the-scene videos on the movie's Facebook page, "The Eaters."

Oh, I bought the Comedy as a Second Language url and threw together a little site with a promo video...or proto-promo video, I should say. Still trying to make a better one... editing is hardly my area of expertise.

Still working five, sometimes six days a week at the restaurant, but it's not nearly enough. This whole "economic collapse" phenomenon is making people rethink where and when they'll dine out... like nowhere and never. So yeah, I'm totally fucked on that front. I've never been flush, but things are harder now than they've ever been. Looks like the case for a lot of people right now...

New president, though, woo woo! I would have settled for a poor white dude, but a black guy is cool, too. By this point, I feel like any change is good. I still can't stand half the voting population from '00 & '04...especially '04. Fuckin' broke my heart to see Bush reelected. I wonder how skewed the "Kids-Coming-Back-In-Body-Bags" to "Record-Oil-Company-Profits" ratio had to get before these deep south dipshits realized they'd made a huge mistake.

What else? On the Altered-front: after semi-binging for what seemed like months, I've been drinking a lot less the last few weeks. Besides not having any money, I was generally feeling quite ill, so I figured it was time to take a break. Ran out of pot, too. Managed to speed things up, which I prefer anyway. One night on stage I told my "first time doing speed" anecdote and a fellow comic threw me what must be a 30ml Adderall capsule. Only me, the king of hording and resourcefulness, could make that last two weeks. I'm not even getting fucked up--I've just been really productive... or more productive than usual, at least. It's like drinking a strong cup of coffee or something. If anything, I realize now how much I could actually benefit from a prescription for a low-dosage pharmaceutical. Any ideas out there? If I had health insurance I guess I could go to a doctor and finagle something... Hmmm, finagle isn't the right word-- it would be an honest-to-god 'scrip.

I have a new phone (an early xmas present) that allows me to get online much more easily, so maybe I'll be posting to ye olde blog more often, for reals this time! ...Some interesting pics here and there, at the very least.

Know what I'd really like? An XBox360 and a nice TV to play it on... holy shit, I've barely had a chance to play some amazing games and so many awesome ones are coming out right now.
Oh, and I'd also use that TV to watch all the great TV that's going on (and catch up on what I've missed... like The Office... I still haven't watched The Office!!!).
Or I'd just like time to update my blog once in a while... that would be cool, too. Or to call my family. Or to read a good book.