Taintuary

What's up, people? Me? I escaped New York for a few days to enjoy Las Vegas, courtesy of my big brother, rmcaliente. Went for the AVN Novelty Expo, which was outrageous. No award shows, just knee-deep in dildoes. First time I'd ever been to the city, which was fun. Helps if you're rich and single, of which I'm neither. But it was still a lot of fun-- got to get out of town for a day and see the Valley of Fire, which was amazing. I went out West when I was really little, but I don't really remember it at all, and even then it was only in and around Los Angeles. So it was a lot of fun and you'd better bet this beast was well-altered! (pictures floating around somewhere? video eventually, too... maybe)

Stock market dive: Wow! It's a good thing I took great care a few years back to invest a tremendous sum of my money in rare, live Tool VHS tapes!

Good Customer: Steven Soderbergh--- very friendly, drinks Arnold Palmers, and an exceptionally classy tipper.
Bad Customer: Most Italians. Fuckin' stay in Italy if you can't tip at least 15% you fuckin' jerk-off assholes.

Taint Comedy Great? Comedy Show! One-Year Anniversary this Friday, January 25th! 9PM @ Kabin 92 Second Ave (btw 5th & 6th, Ass & Balls), NY, NY. Free! Featuring Tom McCaffrey, Becky Ciletti, Kumail Nanjiani, Adam Newman & Special Guests!? Gonna be a one for the record books-- seating limited, so arrive accordingly!
Oh, and here's the new, semi-pornographic logo I've been working on for months:

Also, last night I had the privilege of doing a show on which I've long-wanted a spot: Ed Sullivan on Acid (hosted by Pat O'Shea). It was a lot of fun, and if the video quality ain't too shitty, I'll post it here. Until then...

here's some of that video from BR I mentioned in my last post. The lighting is bad, the audience is over 30ft away from the stage, and I curse and point too much. Enjoy.

See y'all on Friday;-)