Slight Bit of Confusion

So, it was kind of a shitty day, whatever. Coulda been way worse, I suppose. I figured I'd treat myself to some kind of pesto-related goodness, prepare it at the house to save some hard-scrabble scratch. So I go to Trader Joe's and find their pesto and man, it was fuckin' way more expensive than I thought it would be. I mean, I don't go to Trader Joe's all that often (I pop into their wine shop fairly often), but goddamn. Their cheapest shit was $5 or $6, topping out at $13 or so. Finally I was like, "Fuck it, I can't afford this shite," and left. It was on my way out of "Trader Joe's" that I realized I was actually in Whole Foods. And such is my life: completely retarded.